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Suzanne Somers - Snake Oil Saleswoman

Suzanne Somers - Snake Oil Saleswoman

Getting rich by selling false hope

by US Staff (Wed Nov 11, 2009)

Suzanne Somers first became famous as the airhead blonde bombshell Chrissy Snow on the US sitcom ‘Three's Company' (not doing too many favors for women even back then). Then she did what many actresses do, and moved into the fitness industry - you might have bought one of her infomercial ab rippers or exercise tapes over the years.

She went from exercise to skin care I seem to remember (and, if you ask me, a bunch of plastic surgery), until finally, in 2006, she authored a bestseller that positioned her as not only an aging actress, infomercial huckster and very rich woman, but a medical expert to boot. In that book, ‘Ageless,' she claimed that she had found, and I do mean this literally, the fountain of youth that we all have been searching for. That fountain is apparently made up of bioidentical hormones which, according to real medical experts, is a pseudo-scientific misnomer for hormone replacement. Somers explains in this book how she takes 60 supplements a day, shoots up Human Growth Hormone and injects some sort of estrogen directly into her vagina in order to stop hot flashes and increase her sex drive. Nice.

Anyhoo(ha), this week Somers launched another book which made it to the bestseller list. In this one, entitled ‘Knockout: Interviews With Doctors Who Are Curing Cancer and How to Prevent Getting It in the First Place,' she continues to sing the praises of bioidenticals and alternative medicines. Only problem this time is that the former actress and celebrity pitch person is now making claims that most reputable doctors fear will not only not prevent cancer but may even be contributory in causing it in women.

You see, the 2002 Women's Health Initiative, one of the largest medical studies ever performed, concluded that estrogen and progestagen do cause cancer and increase the risk of death. And whether she is calling them bioidenticals or hormones, they are the same thing. In other words, they are hormones, they just play bioidenticals on TV.

Listen Ms. Somers, you're filthy rich, you're hanging on to your looks tooth and nail and you're successful. Leave it at that and don't let it all go to your head in a way that you are putting the lives of other women at risk by confusing the facts. Your power trip is going to cost some women their lives.

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MaryH Report Abuse
Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm Reply Delete
I am sorry to hear this. I actually admired Suzanne Somers for the way she reinvented herself. She is enormously successful but this is very disappointing.
Posted Thu Nov 12, 2009 at 3:41 am Reply Delete
I think she should stop playing doctor and stay with acting, and grandmother parts, at that.
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