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'The Tudors'

'The Tudors'

Proof that educational porn exists

by Tammie (Tue Feb 02, 2010)

History fascinates me. Well, let me clarify - British history fascinates me; American history tends to put me to sleep. Here's my rundown of U.S. History: Battle, battle, paperwork, battle, election, battle, enslave people, battle, election, paperwork, battle...you get the idea. 

Sure we've had a handful of assassinations and over-hyped infidelities, but nothing so saucy as a leader hacking off the head of his wife or murdering his nephews just to get ahead. Now that's interesting. I'm so envious of the little kids who got to study that sort of thing rather than enduring someone droning on and on about the battles of the American Revolution.

Certainly the most famous era for popular culture is the Henry VIII through Elizabeth I bit, and I'll admit to it being a favorite for me as well. It's funny how even though I know how the story plays out, I can't resist devouring nearly every book and movie on the topic.  I've read enough of the history of that time to be able to criticize or praise each take on the subject and some, although not historically perfect, are just too good to not like - who can't love Cate Blanchett's Elizabeth?

So it was inevitable that I would come across the latest version of history's favorite soap opera: 'The Tudors.' The show, now in its third season, (and available on DVD) starts when Henry is still married to Catherine of Aragon, but isn't far off from meeting Anne Boleyn. Jonathan Rhys Meyers plays a wonderfully arrogant Henry (although the acting can be a bit over the top at times). The show's sets and wardrobe are gorgeous and the history is fairly accurate, not spot on but this is entertainment, not someone's history thesis.

With all the trappings of a well-done soap opera - scandal, infidelity, back stabbing - ‘The Tudors' sucks you in quickly. If the history bogs you down a bit at times, there's always a rather explicit sex scene around the corner with a tasty dose of male bodies and bums to grab back your attention (to avoid that awkward feeling, I don't recommend watching this with your kids or parents).

My only complaints about ‘The Tudors' are nit-picky. First, there is no real sense of a timeline to what is going on. The show makes it seem as if Henry's attempt to divorce Catherine and his courtship of Anne takes place in only a year or two, whereas in reality it took about eight years (talk about tenacious). Then there's Henry's age. He was forty-two when he married Anne, but in the show he looks to be closer to thirty. But hey, a couple of shots of Rhys Meyers' abs and it's easy to forget about these details. I also have to complain about this show being so popular it takes months to get the next set of discs from the library, but I guess that's my own fault for not having cable.

‘The Tudors' is a fun and naughty indulgence that will have you glued to the television waiting to see what happens next. Or at least waiting for the next steamy bedroom (or forest, or dining hall) scene.

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Posted Wed Feb 3, 2010 at 4:17 am Reply Delete
I too had been sucked into the Tudors season one &2 &3. To be honest I think the show would be even better if they cut out or toned down the sex scenes. If people want to watch porn there's pay per view or the video store or I guess the internet for that matter. Too many shows are so uncleverly written that they need to resort to shocking sex to get any attention. The Tudor's doean't need these scenrs to keep it's audience. So who in Showtime world is making the decision to keep these scenes in? I'd love to see a survey done on what people want to see. I'm sure if you are a Diary of a London Call Girl watcher you are expecting some freaky scenes but why in the world does seeing Anne's Boelyn's homosexual brother brutally sodomize his new wife neccesary? We already know he's a creep, what does it do for the story? Does that scene really need to be part of his character development/ We know Henry's always looking for some hot stuff and I am not complaining when his shirt comes off! But really, we get the message pretty quickly that there's passion without seeing ALL the passion! There's one scene where Anne & her brother have been executed and their father is still in the tower awaiting his fate. He knows his children are dead but he is told he can keep his life & his title if he never again returns to court. He is so visibly shocked & pleased to know he can keep his title that the decapitation & disgrace of his children doesn' t even phase him. This scene was so much more grotesque and character revealing than any brutal sex scene. It made me see Anne's position as a woman with power yet powerless because she had to do what her father and uncle wanted for their own gain. Maybe Anne was or wasn't all bad but even though she possesed the King's desire she had to obey her elders to her own demise. The show itself is rich in history and fact. As a viewer I have learned so much more about Cromwell, Wolsey, Henry, Court, disease, death, religion, and the throne that i can ever remember learing in school. I honestly just wish they could make a PG version because I know my children would soak it up!Report Abuse
Posted Tue Feb 2, 2010 at 7:33 am Reply Delete
British history used to bore the heck out of me at school, although i think that was more the format in which it was presented than anything else. I've never heard of this Tudors show, will have to keep an eye out for it...Report Abuse

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