Moby Jane

Don't call me Ishmael

I have a love/hate relationship with the ocean. I love to listen to the waves crash onto the shore. And depending on where I am, there is nothing more I'd rather do than begin my day by watching the sun rise from the sea while enjoying a good cup of coffee, or end the day watching it sink below the horizon, while sipping a glass of wine.

But when it comes to getting in the ocean, although I'm a good swimmer, I'm scared to death of its power. Anything that can rush on to the shore with the ferocity of a scorned woman and destroy an entire village is not a place where I feel comfortable.

So when I was given the opportunity to go snorkeling, I immediately said ‘no.' Images of myself being thrust about in the clutches of one giant wave after another sent my heart into palpitations, the likes of which Freud would have had trouble rationalizing.

Thank you very much, but I was content to sit on the shore and watch my family trudge into the ocean looking like space people and then to listen to their tales of wonder upon their return.

But after several days of just letting me watch, they put on the pressure. 

‘We are in a safe cove.'

‘The ocean is as calm as a lake.' 

‘No waves will just spontaneously appear.'

So I took a few deep breaths, said a few Hail Mary's (even though I'm Jewish) and gave in. With my fear under control (sort of), I then had to tackle the aspect of breathing into the snorkel tube. 

Making my mouth in that O shape reminded me of only one thing. And although that particular activity can get tiring, it usually results in my own personal O.

This, I feared, could end up as an episode on one those real life rescue shows - with me as the victim. It took several minutes, but I did get into the rhythm of breathing through my mouth, as awkward as it was.   

So, with fins in place, mask pinched against my skin, tube in mouth, I waddled as gracefully as possible, toward the ocean.

Up until that day, my understanding of the world beneath the sea had been limited to scenes from ‘Finding Nemo' and ‘The Little Mermaid.' Oh, I knew a world existed, but until that moment when I placed my face in the water and actually saw it for myself, I never knew it was this, well, other-worldly.

My fear swam away quietly, leaving me in awe of what I was seeing. Blue coral fingers reached toward the surface. Tiny schools of fish swam before my eyes like a multicolored flag. Larger fish chased smaller ones. Everywhere there was movement. Graceful and colorful.   

When a cloud covered the sun, the sea grew dark and then when the cloud passed, it was like a door opening, placing a warm hand on my back, adding a brilliance to this magnificent scene.     

I don't know how much time passed. The silence enveloped me, carrying me along in my own cocoon as I observed the sea life. A life which probably doesn't look much different today than hundreds of years ago. No technological advances to disturb or upset this universe.

I can only wonder what I looked like to the sea creatures. Did they gaze in terror at the sight of my alien face, with goggles for eyes and a tube for a mouth? Or were they as comfortable with me as I now was with the sea?

As I headed for shore, I thought maybe I should sign up for scuba lessons and really get into the world below. But then a wave crashed against the back of my legs, sending me face first into the water.

Okay, maybe I'm not ready yet for scuba diving, but I've had a taste of the life below the sea and I have to admit it was pretty darn addictive. Maybe not as much as watching the ocean while enjoying a glass of wine. But almost.